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RESTAURANT WHORE
A San Francisco Girl's Down and Dirty Adventures in the Culinary Playground

Monday, February 19, 2007

The Secret Life of a Restaurant Whore


I have returned from the happiest place on earth with a tad bit of a suntan (quite a feat for me, as I am so pale I almost glow in the dark) and a fresh case of Disney sickness. Let me tell you, there is nothing like a trip to the big D to make you feel like a freakin' supermodel. America is fat, yo.

I came home to find that Garrett, the tasty little bitch over at Vanilla Garlic, had tagged me for the "Five things you wouldn't know about me" meme. I am not exactly a private person, so this was tricky for me. I think I still managed some tasty little nuggets for you nonetheless.

1. Classical string instruments really turn my crank. I go weak in the knees and positively swoon when I'm in earshot of a violin, viola, cello...you get the idea.

2. I am an only child. Explains a lot, right?

3. I never get hungover. Ever. I have thrown up from drinking, yes (but I can count those times on my hands, thank you very much), but I have never, ever arisen with a hangover. That is because I am a superhero.

4. I love bubble gum. LOVE IT. Especially the really nasty, crappy, teeth-rotting stuff like Bubble Yum, Big League Chew and Bubblicious. When chewing it, I practice the supremely obnoxious art of blowing enormous bubbles. Oh, how I adore the chew.

5. Zombies are my favorite. I dig them so fucking much. If there is a zombie movie, I am first in line. Nothing suits me more than digging into a deep bucket of popcorn while watching someone (something?) else digging into some brains. Zombies are also the reason I'm glad I live in SF, where there are no cemetaries, because we are so in the clear when those mofo's attack.

And now to bestow my tags. My friends will hate me for this but...I tag: Fatemeh, Stephanie, Brett, N S and Haddock. I owe you all lunch for this, I know.

xoxo
Joy

"To eat is a necessity. To eat intelligently is an art."
-- La Rochefoucauld

3 Comments:

Blogger Sam said...

Thank you for not slapping me with your meme, but please can I still have the free lunch?

2/19/2007 10:26 AM  
Anonymous Fatemeh said...

Zombies???

Really??

Even I didn't know about that!

2/20/2007 2:25 PM  
Blogger Garrett said...

OMG, I totally relate to you on all those points (cept throwing up, I am immune to alcohol).

We have to watch Land of the Dead (aka: Rise of the Zombie King). Davis does have a cemetary so we are boned there. Poo. I so dead if there's a zombie attack.

2/27/2007 10:44 AM  

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