Today I Turn Old
I won't say how old I'm turning today, except that it certainly doesn't begin with a three and end with a zero.
I'm off to Vegas to drown my sorrows in some fine bubbly and a good game of craps. A few good dinners won't hurt either. And maybe some more cake.
I'll be back Monday.
"To eat is a necessity. To eat intelligently is an art."
-- La Rochefoucauld