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A San Francisco Girl's Down and Dirty Adventures in the Culinary Playground

Thursday, February 16, 2006

I Am So Fucking Lame

Wanna know what I ate yesterday?

A hot chocolate (no whipped cream).

An odwalla orange juice.

A half a piece of crappy birthday cake at work(someone else's -- I'm not still milking mine, although I don't blame you for suspecting it).

Green tea.

A 6 inch length of baguette with butter and raspberry preserves.

2 organic mini bananas.

My show opens tomorrow night. Eating in restaurants (and eating at all for that matter), sleeping, seeing Jon (or anyone I don't teach or act with) and speaking in coherent sentences are activities that have ceased completely. On top of it all, last night I forgot how to act. Funny, that.

So please forgive me for the mini-posts and the lack of restaurant fodder. We hope to have your regular programming up and running again next week.

xoxo
Joy

"To eat is a necessity. To eat intelligently is an art."
-- La Rochefoucauld

2 Comments:

Anonymous Fatemeh said...

I don't believe for ONE FREAKING SECOND that you forgot how to act.

I can't wait to see you kiss a boy that ISN'T your hubba-hubba.h

Would it be terribly inappropriate to "woot-woot" you tomorrow night?

2/16/2006 9:46 AM  
Blogger Bones Lopez said...

Your diet can have a dramatic effect on memory and behavior. Raspberry preserves are known to cause a deficit in the "blocking" part of the brain, while butter can drastically inhibit emotional range.

It's true, I read it on the Internet.

Break a leg!

2/17/2006 11:53 AM  

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