Not Dead...But Close
To those of you that have inquired, I am still on the map, and mid-way through a Coco500 post, but that aforementioned baby shower? Yeah, it's tomorrow.
Hara kiri never looked so good.
The man at the deli counter at Whole Foods last night didn't help, when after waiting 750 years for my fucking turn, he gave me the wrong amount of ham for my itty bitty ham and swiss sandwiches. And I did not realize this until leaving the counter. So I then, again, had to wade through the Whole Foods crowd, which, apparently, is comprised of the STUPIDEST PEOPLE ON THE WHOLE DAMN PLANET.
And would someone please tell me why, after years of having them, Costco no longer has mini Aidells sausages? AND NEITHER DOES ANYONE ELSE. AND I NEED THEM BECAUSE MY FRIENDS ARE HAVING A BOY GODDAMNIT AND I WANT TO MAKE A CHILDISH PENIS JOKE WITH MY HORS D'OEUVRES.
Seriously, kids, I'm losing it.
"To eat is a necessity. To eat intelligently is an art."