I'm Going to Cheat on My Girlfriend With Her Little Sister

***Pizzeria Delfina is now OPEN!!! You can read my review of it here***

That may be the longest title ever.

OK, so, it's time to run out and buy a new pair of panties because my girl, Delfina, is just about ready to reveal her partner in crime, Pizzeria Delfina.

I'm so excited about this that I might actually wet my pants. Same amazing people that brought us my steadiest trick, it's right next door to the original (so focus shouldn't be an issue) and, of course, we know the food is going to be fucking awesome.

I'm particularly excited that everything looks crazy cheap, including the wine list of 25 wines under $45.

As if my prayers have beeen answered, Pizzeria Delfina will also be open for lunch, something that is not available at Delfina, herself. And they will be open STRAIGHT THROUGH, which means that when I want to eat lunch at 3 p.m., I can do so. This fits right into my preferred eating schedule, since I like to indulge in my dinner tricks around 10:00ish when I can. Right on, bitches!

They're opening sometime next month. You bet your ass I'm calling in sick that day so I can be there the minute she opens her doors.

xoxo
Joy

"To eat is a necessity. To eat intelligently is an art."
--La Rochefoucauld